12:30: Jill eats lunch at the diner.
12:32: Jill examines her coffee for defects.
12:40: Satisfied it is up to par, Jill drinks the coffee. Yum!
12:41: Rachel refreshes herself with an ice cold glass of cola-soda. It's about time!
Jill and Rachel had a lot of fun at lunch!
But what did they eat?
But what did they eat?
Jill had a grilled cheese with ham and tomato. She didn't eat her cole slaw and she gave her pickle to Rachel. Jill aslo got chicken soup. Watch out Jill! That soup is HOT!!!What about Rachel? Did she get any food?"
Yes! Rachel had a cheeseburger. She ate some of her cole slaw and all of her pickle and all of Jill's pickle. Rachel loves ketchup on her burgers!Wait! Don't forget the onion rings!
1:15: Rachel forgot to charge her digital camera so they had to go home and wait even longer to go to Coney Island! That made Jill mad.
1:21: Rachel turned on Parental Control and said "See Jill! It's not that bad! At least you didn't get dumped on TV!" Jill realized she had over reacted.
1:33: Her spirits lifted, Jill had an idea! "Let's make a blog," she said, "but of what?"
1:45: Rachel knew. "Let's make it about us and our legendary friendship based on liking-doing-things!!!!"
And it was so. That was this very blog!
2:03: Finally, their camera charged, Jill and Rachel departed, heading to the subway to embark on their quest.
And on their way...
2:06: Jill saw a dog! He was outside the rim shop. She knew it was a boydog because of it's massive balls!!
2:08: Rachel got jealous so she saw a dog too. She knew it was a girldog because it was pink.
2:10: Jill and Rachel pull out their Metro Cards, for at last, they are on their way!
2:21: They are soon to be at Coney Island!!! ...but no matter how hard she tries, Jill can not forget about the past.
2:49: Jill and Rachel check their voicemail whenever they get off the subway. They're very popular, you know.
2:54: Jill checks out what Coney Island retail has to offer. While...
2:55: Rachel considers joining the army. Army strong, Rachel! Army strong!
2:56: Jill saves Rachel from iminent disaster. If she wants to joing the Army, she'll have to do it while Jill's not around.
3:00: How sweet indeed!
3:08: Rachel enjoys the ocean breezes. She remembers her shattered dreams. Meanwhile...
3:09: Jill sits and admires the old Russian women from Brighton Beach. Jill admires them and is peacefully saddened by her inevitable future. Sigh Jill, sigh.
3:34: Jill and Rachel know it's always important to read instructions and stretch, especially before a work out!
See Jill and Rachel work out at the Coney Island FitCenter! See them work hard!
4:01: Exhausted Jill catches some rays. She did a lot of crunches. Sun bathe in January Jill!
4:02: What's this?! A seagull?! How exciting!!!
4:04: Rachel LOVES chasing seagulls! Rachel runs fast.
4:12: Oh no! What's this? Jill needs to use the ladies room but it's locked! Too bad Jill, I guess women don't pee in January.
4:18: But soon enough, Jill and Rachel take another voicemail break. It's very important.
4:25: Back on the boardwalk, Rachel meets some loitering teens. She raps with them about the evils of smoking.
4:40: Soon enough, Jill and Rachel give in to their thirst. It's not a trip to Coney Island if you don't stop at Nathan's!
4:43: Jill lectures two charming girls from New Jersey about fin de siecle Coney Island and its impact on modern American leisure and populist art. Whoahhhh!
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5:52: Having conquered Coney Island Jill and Rachel leave with Nathan's in hand. They eagerly await their next adventure!!!
